As part of our Anniversary Series, here are the top 10 most requested items NOT on our menu…
10. Maple syrup: This one doesn’t come out of left field…we do have waffles, but we always explain that it’s not that kind of waffle. Our alternative to this request? The salted caramel usually fills the void just fine.
9. Sweet potato fries: The customer reactions to “No, sorry we do not have sweet potato fries” range anywhere from slightly disappointed to downright angry. It appears there are more than a few devotees to this tuber, alas it will not be appearing on our menu anytime soon.
8. Lattes/Cappuccinos/etc.: We have coffee, cold brewed iced coffee in the summer, and hot tea…but that’s the end of the line for us. Once upon a time we considered investing in an espresso machine, but decided…nah, let’s save room for beer taps instead. Amen.
7. Pizza: While most pizza requests come from our late-night patrons, here is a real life conversation I once had with a sober guy: Sober guy: I hear you guys have good slices. Me: Slices…of pizza? Sorry, we don’t. Sober guy: What? You don’t have slices? What do you have?
6. Coca Cola: Sigh…we have been trying to procure cans of coke from our beverage supplier for months now. This is something we hope to carry in the future…in the meantime, it is embarrassing to explain to customers how we don’t have basic pop…er…soda.
5. Oysters/Fish sandwich/Clam chowder: Believe it or not, we have been mistaken for the Union Oyster House (our next door neighbor). The Union Oyster House! The oldest restaurant in continuous service in the United States! Come on people.
4. Deep fried _____: Chicken, pickles, you name it…we’ve had a request for it. It makes complete sense…customers see the 3 large capacity deep fryers and instantly their darkest, deepest fried desires are triggered. Mine is personally for Beignets, but Chin won’t do it.
3. Honey mustard sauce: I feel like we’re just being jerks by not having this…it is truly delicious.
2. Burgers: These come from the ones who have scanned our menu, noticed the word burger, noticed the fries and condiments and calculated that what we do is meat patties. We get it…it’s confusing…what the FRIK is a burger sausage? It’s a frikandel and it’s everything you love in a burger and everything you love in a sausage, combined in delicious harmony.
….That said, one marriage of food attributes that we absolutely do not condone is our number 1 most requested menu item not on our menu…
1. Waffle fries: We have fries. We have waffles. We even have sandwiches and salads now…but never have we made, nor ever will we make waffle fries. We kind of understand the mistake…but only vaguely…the two items are separate but equal items, and never to cross paths into a hybrid creation probably invented by the jealous brother of the guy who invented sweet potato fries…both inventors, might I add, sickos intent on ruining the integrity of the good ole fashioned Belgian fry or English chip or all American French Fry.